Guy Standing

Guy Standing is an economist and God of Wikipedia. He is known for causing anti-sitters to seethe their brains out after one of his brave followers edited his Wikipedia page to include that he was sitting. This caused an edit war as people began reverting / adding it back, some finding it funny and some grumpy assholes seeing it as dumb. the sitters are obviously the winners here, as they have humor and humor isn't banned on Wikipedia. This is everything Guy Standing is known for.