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User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-13T14:30:57Z

JanTechPL:

<big> Congratulations :-) You clicked ''Random page'' quite a lot of times and found this!</big> 
You see my shitposts here. 
Be prepared for the least sense-making and most Polish things on User:JanTechPL.
== 260911 ==
siema siemano rowery Shimano. Dosc '''zly''' wybor daty nie?

W kazdym razie zaczalem prowadzic strone shitpostow <big>po polsku</big>. Templatke na swiecacy tekst se wyszukalem i tu wkleilem.
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W kazdym badz razie: juz jest weekend i nie musze juz dzis wstawac na kurwa szóstą rano by siedzieć osiem godzin za miske ryzu.

Z poprzedniej wersji usunalem czarny tekst bo i tak i tak sie nie formatuje jak musi jak wkleisz do tlumacza.

==260912a==
Chce mi sie zbudowac serwer czasem. By powiedziec korposzczurom z Burgerlandu ze nie trzeba az tak krasc wszystkim RAMu (a on jest w chuj drogi teraz, jak i dyski SSD).

Mam juz:
* OptiPlexa 790
* 16gb DDR3 (8 wzieto z innych PCtow a drugie 8 kolega mi dal bo bedzie mial nowszy PCet
* za duzo wolnego czasu i za malo IQ

Wiec wyszperalem na OLXie i gdzie indziej nastepujacy ekwipunek z ciekawosci:
{| class="wikitable"
! Przedmiot !! Cena
|-
| Dysk SSD 120gb || 50zl
|-
| Dysk SSD 512gb || 240zl
|-
| Domena na .eu || 21zl1
|-
! W sumie to ... !! 311zl
|}

W miare OK, na pewno lepiej niz moje wczesniejsze szukanie co wyszlo mi 416 zlotych.

To by bylo na tyle.

1 Okolo 6 dolarow na zlote.

== 260912b ==

Ja mam maszyne w domu o procesorze core i5-8500. Moj pecet ma core i5-6500, wiec zastanawiam sie... czy moge przerzucic flaki mojego PCta do tamtego PCta. '''Jak to zrobie sie zapytasz?''' Zeby nic sie nie wypierdzielilo skopiuje swoj dysk na HDDek, jako Proof of concept ze bedzie dzialalo. 
Jak nie, ehhh nic nie bedzie przezyje. 
Dalej prezentuje wpisy o tym co sie bedzie dalej dzialo.
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{| class="wikitable"
! Czas !! Wydarzenie
|-
| 12:55 || Instaluje aplikacje do klonowania dysku
|-
| 13:12 || Dysk sie klonuje
|-
| 13:32 || CIAGLE SIE KLONUJE :sob:
|-
| 13:54 || I DOPIERO TERAZ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
|}

== 260912c ==

3 edycje w 1 dniu? To wyczyn!

↑ To zdanie pisalem jedna reka. Niech ci sie nie aktywuja neurony; jadlem nektarynke. Dosc niedoceniany i memiczny owoc.

Dzis pobralem sobie taka aplikacje jak VSCodium. Dobry edytor kodu - mi sie podoba. Dziala mi dobrze.

O i podlaczylem z powrotem swoj drugi monitor. Long liw de sekend skrin!

== 260913 ==

Nie umiem programowac

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-12T20:54:00Z

JanTechPL: 260912c

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-12T11:54:27Z

JanTechPL:

User:JanTechPL

2026-09-12T11:53:57Z

JanTechPL: product placement

Hello everyone I am JanTechPL

[[File:Jtpl pet.gif|frameless]]
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Here is my ''Schjessu wiki'' article.
== Who am I ==
A random dude from Poland

Here have some info in this table template that I stole from somewhere else:

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto"
|+ Info
|-
! Name || Interests || Nationality || Timezone
|-
| JanTechPL || PC building, games and more idk || Polish @ Mazovian voivodeship || CET / CEST 1
|}

If spelling my name, refer to this file: 
''https://wiki.schjessu.fyi/w/images/6/6d/HowToSay-JanTechPL.wav''
 ''Dear webmaster, please make the audio files when referenced as i.e. "<code><nowiki>[[example.mp3]]</nowiki></code>" appear as a media player thing.''

== What I do ==
Many things, including ...

# Playing Minecraft
# Playing Gmod (recently bought it at 50% off, cool game)
# Experimenting with computers
# Building computers
# Drawing things
# Eating
# Sleeping

Please visit https://wiki.schjessu.fyi/w/index.php?title=User:JanTechPL/shitposting - alert, it is in Polish.
== References ==
1 » The time depends on if there is daylight savings.

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-12T11:32:39Z

JanTechPL:

User talk:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-12T11:18:02Z

JanTechPL: Created page with "Mow tutaj"

Mow tutaj

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-12T11:13:18Z

JanTechPL:

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-12T10:56:25Z

JanTechPL: 260912b

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-12T07:09:08Z

JanTechPL: /* 260911 */ removed html vomit

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-11T22:48:44Z

JanTechPL:

<big> Congratulations :-) You clicked ''Random page'' quite a lot of times and found this!</big> 
You see my shitposts here. 
Be prepared for the least sense-making and most Polish things on User:JanTechPL.
== 260911 ==
siema siemano rowery Shimano. Dosc '''zly''' wybor daty nie?

W kazdym razie zaczalem prowadzic strone shitpostow <big>po polsku</big>. Templatke na swiecacy tekst se wyszukalem i tu wkleilem.
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W kazdym badz razie: juz jest weekend i nie musze juz dzis wstawac na kurwa1<- zaznacz ten tekst  szóstą rano by siedzieć osiem godzin za miske ryzu.

1 Zrobilem taki tekst bo nie wiem jak tu z klnieciem jak szewc, czy to jest zezwalane czy nie i inne kwestie.

<big><big><big>Prosze mnie nie banowac ja nie chce stracic pozwolen edytora.</big></big></big>

==260912a==
Chce mi sie zbudowac serwer czasem. By powiedziec korposzczurom z Burgerlandu ze nie trzeba az tak krasc wszystkim RAMu (a on jest w chuj drogi teraz, jak i dyski SSD).

Mam juz:
* OptiPlexa 790
* 16gb DDR3 (8 wzieto z innych PCtow a drugie 8 kolega mi dal bo bedzie mial nowszy PCet
* za duzo wolnego czasu i za malo IQ

Wiec wyszperalem na OLXie i gdzie indziej nastepujacy ekwipunek z ciekawosci:
{| class="wikitable"
! Przedmiot !! Cena
|-
| Dysk SSD 120gb || 50zl
|-
| Dysk SSD 512gb || 240zl
|-
| Domena na .eu || 21zl1
|-
! W sumie to ... !! 311zl
|}

W miare OK, na pewno lepiej niz moje wczesniejsze szukanie co wyszlo mi 416 zlotych.

To by bylo na tyle, jest 45 min po polnocy.

1 Okolo 6 dolarow na zlote.

User talk:JanTechPL

2026-09-11T22:13:52Z

JanTechPL: /* I want to play tic tac toe with someone */ new section

Y'all can talk about me here

== I want to play tic tac toe with someone ==

Here have the board i start.
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{| class="wikitable" style="font-family:monospace"
| ? || ? || ?
|-
| ? || ? || ?
|-
| X || ? || ?
|}

User:JanTechPL/shitposting

2026-09-11T18:30:32Z

JanTechPL: ja robić strone

User:JanTechPL

2026-09-10T15:44:28Z

JanTechPL: I slept six hours today

Hello everyone I am JanTechPL

[[File:Jtpl pet.gif|frameless]]
----
Here is my ''Schjessu wiki'' article.
== Who am I ==
A random dude from Poland

Here have some info in this table template that I stole from somewhere else:

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto"
|+ Info
|-
! Name || Interests || Nationality || Timezone
|-
| JanTechPL || PC building, games and more idk || Polish @ Mazovian voivodeship || CET / CEST 1
|}

If spelling my name, refer to this file: 
''https://wiki.schjessu.fyi/w/images/6/6d/HowToSay-JanTechPL.wav''
 ''Dear webmaster, please make the audio files when referenced as i.e. "<code><nowiki>[[example.mp3]]</nowiki></code>" appear as a media player thing.''

== What I do ==
Many things, including ...

# Playing Minecraft
# Playing Gmod (recently bought it at 50% off, cool game)
# Experimenting with computers
# Building computers
# Drawing things
# Eating
# Sleeping

== References ==
1 » The time depends on if there is daylight savings.

User talk:JanTechPL

2026-09-09T14:45:52Z

JanTechPL: am make page

Y'all can talk about me here

User:JanTechPL

2026-09-09T13:55:18Z

JanTechPL: Added in an audio file

Hello everyone I am JanTechPL

[[File:Jtpl pet.gif|frameless]]
----
Here is my ''Schjessu wiki'' article.
== Who am I ==
A random dude from Poland

Here have some info in this table template that I stole from somewhere else:

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto"
|+ Info
|-
! Name || Interests || Nationality || Timezone
|-
| JanTechPL || PC building, games and more idk || Polish @ Mazovian voivodeship || CET / CEST 1
|}

If spelling my name, refer to this file: 
''https://wiki.schjessu.fyi/w/images/6/6d/HowToSay-JanTechPL.wav''

== What I do ==
Many things, including ...

# Playing Minecraft
# Playing Gmod (recently bought it at 50% off, cool game)
# Experimenting with computers
# Building computers
# Drawing things
# Eating
# Sleeping

== References ==
1 » The time depends on if there is daylight savings.

File:HowToSay-JanTechPL.wav

2026-09-09T13:52:03Z

JanTechPL: File uploaded for future use for the User:JanTechPL article. Transcript is simply just « JanTechPL » spoken via Dectalk. Please do not be mad this is my first time uploading things to this wiki

== Summary ==
File uploaded for future use for the User:JanTechPL article.

Transcript is simply just « JanTechPL » spoken via Dectalk.

Please do not be mad this is my first time uploading things to this wiki

User:JanTechPL

2026-09-09T13:46:22Z

JanTechPL: Am add things to page ( please do not be mad this is my first time editing here )

Hello everyone I am JanTechPL

[[File:Jtpl pet.gif|frameless]]
----
Here is my ''Schjessu wiki'' article.
== Who am I ==
A random dude from Poland

Here have some info in this table template that I stole from somewhere else:

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto"
|+ Info
|-
! Name || Interests || Nationality || Timezone
|-
| JanTechPL || PC building, games and more idk || Polish @ Mazovian voivodeship || CET / CEST 1
|}

If spelling my name, refer to this file: 
'''I HAVE NOT UPLOADED THE FILE YET'''
== What I do ==
Many things, including ...

# Playing Minecraft
# Playing Gmod (recently bought it at 50% off, cool game)
# Experimenting with computers
# Building computers
# Drawing things
# Eating
# Sleeping

== References ==
1 » The time depends on if there is daylight savings.